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5 ways to make this Valentine’s Day one your ex won’t forget

If you can’t seem to get over that lousy ex that broke your heart, there are a few ways you can make Valentine’s Day 2022, one they won’t forget. 1.Turn…

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If you can't seem to get over that lousy ex that broke your heart, there are a few ways you can make Valentine's Day 2022, one they won't forget.

1.Turn them in to law enforcement-

If you have an ex with an outstanding warrant, you could make this Valentine's Day a memorable one by turning them in to law enforcement. This hilarious 'Valentine's Day Special' from Robeson County Sheriff's office in North Carolina offers a set of 'limited-edition platinum bracelets, free face mask, free hand sanitizer, as well as free transportation provided by a state-certified chauffeur, free glamour headshot, a one-night minimum stay in our luxurious, freshly painted, 5-star accommodations with 24/7 security and a unique Valentine's dinner.'

2. Feed your ex's name to the wolves

For a small donation, an exotic wildlife rescue is offering a chance to safely feed your exes name to one of their seven wolves. T&D Cats of the Wild will write the name of your ex on a wolf treat and one of their volunteers will feed the treat to the wolf. You can get over your heartbreak and raise extra funds for the animals.

3. Name a cockroach after your ex

With a $10 donation this Valentine's Day, The Florida Aquarium will name a hissing cockroach after your ex. Those who participate will receive a certificate commemorating the occasion and a photo of the roach.

4. Your ex's name in a litter box

The Hermitage No-Kill Cat Shelter and Sanctuary will make sure your ex's name is placed right in the litter box for their furry friends to poop on. Visit their website where you can make your donation and they will send a virtual anti-valentine's day card as well.

5. Name a garbage bin after your ex

Yep, you can now get a bin named after your ex, with their name printed on the plastic for all to see. The 'gift' is free and all you have to do is choose a bin size and the name of your ex on the online form at businesswaste.co.uk.

These are all in good fun of course to help you get over that ex once and for all. Happy Valentine's Day to all the good guys and girls:)

JessAuthor