Jenny was excited for her first-ever turtle rescue mission last night, but it ended up being a huge fail, and if she sees that manner-less turtle again, she’s going to have some things to say to it. 

Mike also had an encounter with a rude turtle and is lucky to have both nipples today–although nipple injuries are the least of Mike’s worries after what happened when he pretty much destroyed an entire furniture display in a home decor store that shall remain nameless. 

Also, Jenny got to pick for Mike in today’s episode of Krew Karaoke, and if you’ve ever wondered what a middle-aged white man from Wisconsin would sound like singing a Whitney Houston song in a British accent, well…your search is over!