Our Favorite Dad Jokes In The CSRA

What are our favorite dad jokes here in the CSRA? We've got a list of the ones that you submitted. I've always loved a good dad joke, even before I officially became a dad. They're so corny, but they're great, and most times they're going to get a laugh. And of course, every one has a favorite one. One they always tell because it always gets a laugh.

We wanted to hear what your favorite was. Cody and I put the call out for y'all to call or comment with your best ones. As always, y'all didn't disappoint. I told Cody that there are certain aspects of fatherhood that I would never get down with. Such as wearing white tennis shoes with jean shorts, or socks with sandals.

Those things will never, ever happen. However, me hitting you with a dad joke, thats highly likely. Anytime I can slip one into a conversation, I consider it a small victory. The other day I was texting with my wife. She said she was trying to juggle the dogs. Now, I knew what she meant, but I couldn't help myself. I said, well I bet they're pretty heavy, you should probably try juggling something lighter. She responded with the face palm emoji.

It made me laugh, and sometimes, thats all that matters. If you want to check out all of the dad jokes that were submitted, just click here.

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Here are our favorite dad jokes that y'all sent us.

What did the rug say to the floor?
Freeze! I've got you covered!

Why do ducks have feathers on their butts?

To cover their butt quacks!

Where does a rainbow go when it's been bad?

To prism. It's a light sentence.

What did the nut say to the nut he was chasing?

I'mma cashew!

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

Dam!