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Crematory Remains, Plastic Hands, And Other Awful Christmas Gift Ideas

Christmas presents that make you go, "You shouldn't have...no, really--you should NOT have"...pretty sure that grandpa's ashes and a giant plastic hand fall into this category. We opened the phone lines to hear your stories about rude customers and y'all UNLEASHED! As the countdown to Christmas continues, we check Santa's voicemail again to see what…

Kids Are Getting Bold On The North Pole Hotline--Today's Made Us LOL!

With Christmas Eve one week away, the North Pole Hotline has been lit--and apparently, mythical pets are a hot item this year! Jenny shares another letter to Santa Claus that she wrote as a child; this one comes from 1993, when she was eight. What one mall Santa did to honor an American hero will…

A Pimple Popper Game, A Pooping Unicorn, And More Of Kids' Weirdest Christmas Wishes

What's the weirdest thing your kid ever asked for? We heard everything from pooping unicorns to pimple popping games, and our mind is BLOWN. We live in a culture where literally EVERYTHING offends someone--now, some people are wanting to modernize SANTA CLAUS to make him more "culturally appropriate." What a time to be alive! *eyeroll*…

Are You STILL Bitter About Not Getting A Certain Christmas Present?

We all have at least one: a particular Christmas present that you HAD to have as a child, but never got--and if you're being honest, you're still kinda bitter about it as an adult. We check in with Santa's North Pole hotline and see what local kiddos are asking for, and Jenny shares another letter…

What Do Men REALLY Want For Christmas??

Yesterday, we compiled a list of what women would really like for Christmas, but we didn't forget about you, fellas! Today, a list of things that men would like to find under the tree on Christmas morning! Dub & Kelsey have a debate over leftovers: if you know you're not going to eat them, why…

Censored Christmas Songs Made Us LOL This Morning!

Literally EVERYTHING offends people these days--even Christmas songs and timeless holiday t.v. programs. So, we went ahead and censored other Christmas songs, because that is what this world is coming to. It's Secret Santa time, and if you're wondering what to take to your next White Elephant get together, we have a list of the…

Jenny LOSES IT on a Naughty Kid Who Left a Rude Message for Santa

This is the first time this has ever happened, but we got a voicemail for Santa on the North Pole hotline that was just downright MEAN--and Jenny Bender was NOT going to let it slide. Holiday stress is at a peak, so there was lots to rant about in Can You Not, and we did…

Charles The Cookie Man Reads The First Christmas Madlib of 2018

Christmas Madlibs are back for 2018, and to read the first one of the year, we bring in none other than Charles the Cookie Man from Grovetown! Also, Who In The Room was pretty much a clean sweep, because Jenny has been pretty open about taking naps on the toilet at work.