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Roaches & Fortuneless Cookies: Chinese Food Is Ruined For Us For Awhile

Each of us ate Chinese food over the weekend, and two of us had not-so-great-experiences...and one of us won't be eating it again for a VERRRRRY long time. Mike's cat got into a bucket of rice over the weekend, which sounds pretty uneventful--until Mike discovered that Mama Cat had indeed left her own event in…

Patience, Grasshoppa: A Good Reminder From Jenny's Sister, Donna

As the Good Book says, "For everything there is a time and a purpose..." It's easy to get super-discouraged when it seems like life keeps knocking us down time after time--and it doesn't help when we constantly compare our lives to others. In today's good news, Jenny shares a story about her sister, Donna; and…

Jenny Schools All Of Us On The Helen, Georgia Polka Scene

Our very own cowmilking polka milkmaid, Jenny Bender, brought our Wheel of Vacation Destinations to a screeching halt today with her extensive knowledge of polka bands performing at Helen, Georgia's annual Oktoberfest. After a bit of a sabbatical, the I Love You, Man! game is back, and Mike & Dub were hoping that a break…

Engagement Ring Science

There's a new scientific study out that supposedly has some correlation between how attractive you are and the size of your engagement ring--and all of us are calling B.S. Today's Most Likely To Game took not one, but TWO, sudden death rounds to get a winner, and Mikey came oh-so-close to a Whisper Challenge victory.…

Dub Has Picked Out Mike's Next Exotic Vacation Destination

Dub is always on the lookout for new vacation destinations for Mike, and the latest one is out of this world (literally.) Yep, space. Jenny isn't interested in going to space because she tasted space food as a child and it was nasty. Mike lets us in on a new discovery that will eliminate the…

Jenny Gets More Jail Mail...And Her Prison PENpal (See What We Did There?) Is NOT Happy With Her!

Jenny's apparently got some kind of magnet that attracts prison inmates, and often gets letters from gentlemen in the graybar hotel. One perp in particular has written several letters in the last couple of months, and had a request for Jenny in his most recent correspondence. She failed to comply, and now he has written…

Has Anyone Else Been Having A Blah Couple Of Weeks?? We Think We've Figured Out Why!

Jenny's been dealing with a toothache all week, and her awkward description of the pain leaves Mike kinda baffled. Toothaches, fender benders, broken phones, computer chaos--just a few of the things that have gone wrong over the last couple of weeks and had us all like, "WHAAAT IS GOING ON?" It turns out that there's…

Weirdest Loser Line Message EVER!

For the most part, every voicemail that we get on the Loser Line is kinda creepy; that's the whole point of it. But one message from today takes the cake for 'WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT??' As expected, some unfortunate accidents resulted from people being careless with fireworks yesterday, and Mike missed one of his…

Guess The Sound: Dub Singing Karaoke Or An Angry Grandmother Yelling At Rhodents To Get Off Her Porch

Today was Mike's turn to pick for Dub in Krew Karaoke, and we aren't sure what language we just heard. Taco Bell weddings are a thing, and before you rule them out, just listen to how stress-free they make the whole process! Also, a special pre-Independence Day edition of Kicks Court.

Jenny's Imagination Runs Too Wild On Mike's Mystery Box

You never know what Mike is going to put into the Mystery Box, but Jenny is always prepared for the worst. Back from his trip to Boston, Mike has some armrest etiquette for airplanes, and why one dollar oysters are a game of roulette.