WHERE HAVE THESE BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!?
I would like to officially nominate a company called Polar Products for the next Nobel Peace Prize, because they have just cured one of the biggest problems to plague females in the south.
Boob sweat never gets any more bearable, no matter how “used to it” you get, am I right? It’s ruined many an adorable outfit, and girrrrl, if you forget to powder underneath there, you’ll have a two-week heat rash that will teach you to never forget again!
Cue some inspiration, heroic theme music, because Polar Products is here to save the day (and our sweaty ta-tas!) with one of the most ingenious inventions EVER: bra coolers. This isn’t a drill, ladies! Pop a pair of bra coolers in your freezer and they’ll chill to a comfortable 58 degrees, and sit discreetly in your flopper stopper, keeping your girls sweat-free for hours! A set of two will set you back around $38 dollars, and you can order them here!
Not all heroes wear capes.
