A Columbia County Man Got Stabbed In The Butt With A Fork

A Columbia County man was allegedly stabbed in the butt with a fork recently. Now there's a headline you don't see every day right? How did this happen? That is one question I have. Another question I have is, who did it? Look, I live in Columbia County, and I've lived here all of my life, I know a lot of people. Do I know these people? Did this happen near my neighborhood? Could this have happened in my neighborhood? Y'all, I've got questions.

According to The Augusta Chronicle deputies responded to a domestic dispute call this past Sunday. When they got there, a man, who hasn't been identified said that he and his girlfriend got into an argument. According to the report from The Columbia County Sheriff's Department, at some point during the argument, his girlfriend "grabbed a fork and stabbed him in the butt"

Now apparently, this is an on-again-off-again relationship. I can see why! Don't think that I'm going to stay in a relationship with someone who has such little concern for me...or my butt! Of course, there are three sides to every story. His side of the story, her side of the story, and the truth. The man said he was stabbed in the butt, and his girlfriend said she simply "poked his butt". Well, poke and stab are two completely different things.

So how did the story end? The woman left the man's house, and he decided not to press charges. He probably decided not to press charges because they'll end up back together by the weekend. Hence the on-again, off-again relationship. The police did tell the man about the process of getting a temporary protection order.

Wow! What a story! I'm still wondering who these people were. Will I be shopping next to them at the grocery store? Could I see them at the fair this weekend? I still have so many questions.

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I mentioned that I live in Columbia County, and one of my favorite places to go is Savannah Rapids. Here are some pictures from one of our visits there.

The weather was beautiful the other day, so we spent a day at Savannah Rapids. My wife, Kelsey and I had been wanting to take Baby Maddie up to the rapids for a while, but either the weather was too cold, or we had something going on. Finally, this past Sunday it was just right so we loaded up and went up to the Rapids.

It has always been one of my favorite places in the CSRA. I've always loved the pavilion there and the trails. I love everything about that place. Its  just a great place to spend the day. You can take a bike ride, or walk or run the trails. Also you can kayak on the canal. Theres a playground there as well. We saw people having a picnic, it was great. You can spend the whole day there.

Baby Maddie had a great time. She was a little cranky when we first got there, only because it was time for a bottle. After she had some lunch, then all was right with the world. Kelsey and I carried her around the trails, and let her see the river. She loved seeing everything, and it gave her a reason to wear her sunglasses, which she loves by the way.

If you're looking for a great place to hang out with the family, or just go to have a few hours to yourself, I'd recommend Savannah Rapids.

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Here are some of our pictures from our day at Savannah Rapids.