Chris O’Kelley

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We have some way out there laws on the books.  Check Out These Crazy Laws In Every State.  I know it’s time to plan our summer vacations.  These are some laws to think about as you make those plans!  I’m not going to Alabama, Indiana or Minnesota this summer.

Check Out These Crazy State Laws

Alabama… Can’t drive blindfolded.

Alaska… you can’t put an animal in the back of an open vehicle

Arizona… A donkey can’t sleep in a bathtub.

Arkansas… you can’t honk your horn near a sandwich shop after 9 p.m.

California… You can’t whistle for a lost canary before 7 a.m.

Colorado… No couch on your porch.

Connecticut… A pickle must be able to bounce.

Delaware… you can’t sell dog hair.

Florida… Legal parking fees toward animals must be paid.

Now We Are Getting Close To Home

Georgia… No living on a boat for more than 30 days.

Hawaii… it’s illegal to place a coin in one’s ear.

Idaho… Don’t sweep debris into the streets.

Illinois… Underage culinary students can’t drink alcohol.

Indiana… it’s illegal to ride a horse above 10 MPH.

Iowa… you can’t throw a brick onto a highway.

Kansas… tire screeching is banned.

Kentucky… A woman cannot marry the same man four times.

Louisiana… it’s illegal to send a surprise pizza

Maine… No parking in front of Dunkin’

Maryland… sleeveless shirts are banned in public parks

Massachusetts… it’s illegal to tell fortunes without certification.

Michigan… you can’t sell your vehicle on a Sunday.

Minnesota… dirty tires are banned.

Mississippi… nutrition labels cannot be enforced.

Missouri… bear wrestling is banned.

Montana… it’s illegal to give a rat as a present.

Nebraska… you can’t get married if you have a venereal disease.

Nevada… it’s illegal to sit on sidewalks.

New Hampshire… It Is unlawful to pick up seaweed off the beach.

New Jersey… Bulletproof vests are banned while committing a crime

New Mexico… “idiots” are not allowed to vote

New York… slippers are banned after 10 p.m.

North Carolina… drunk bingo is unlawful.

North Dakota… you can’t shoot fireworks after 11 p.m.

Ohio… it’s illegal to sell dyed chickens.

Oklahoma… tripping a horse is outlawed.

Oregon… it’s illegal to go hunting in a cemetery.

Pennsylvania… you’re breaking the law if you pay a psychic.

Rhode Island… it’s illegal to race a horse on a highway.

Even Closer To Home

South Carolina… you can’t play pinball if you’re a minor.

South Dakota… it’s illegal to sleep in the cheese factory.

Tennessee… it’s illegal to share your Netflix password.

Texas… you can’t sell a human eye.

Utah… biting is banned in boxing.

Vermont… it’s illegal for women to wear fake teeth without their husband’s approval.

Virginia… you can’t go trick-or-treating if you’re over 14 years old.

Washington… it’s illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole

West Virginia…Hats are banned in theaters.

Wisconsin… All butter substitutes are banned without permission.